- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Grace Ackerson

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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