whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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pudding

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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