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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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