What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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