What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Penis chickens

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

I'm Polish.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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