- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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