Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

It says so on your cap.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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