- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

my penis

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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