Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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