- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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