how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Anti Joke

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