- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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