hey hey apple

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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