What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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