Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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