What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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