Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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