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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way