What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Chris is hairy

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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I'm so punny.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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