- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

hey hey apple

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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