- Anti Joke

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen