A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Poker face

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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