- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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