KOOKABURRA

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Dwarf Shortage

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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