- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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