- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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