- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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