- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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