- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Leave. Now.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

I don't get it

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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