What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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boobs!

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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