- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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