- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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