- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

You know what's funny? A well told joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A man walks into a vagina

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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