- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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