Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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nolan is gay

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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