- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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