- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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