Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Caramel Boing.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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