- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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