How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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