- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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