How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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