why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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