- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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