What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Poker face

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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