Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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