- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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