- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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