- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

The duck didn't cross the road.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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