- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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