- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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