- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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