- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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