What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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