- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

So a seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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