- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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