What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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i committed murder

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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