- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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