- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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