- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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