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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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