- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

think twice or at least think

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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