- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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