- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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