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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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