- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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