whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Leave. Now.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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I don't get it

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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i'm hard

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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