What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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