roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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