whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Me

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Okay, after this one then...

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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