Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Balls

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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