A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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An man walks to a bra

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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