Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Waffles ate my grandma

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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