how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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