Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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gay pom...

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Female rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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