- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What's brown and sticky? A stick

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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