- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

alex is cool

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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