- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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