- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

who else is on here?

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

womens rights.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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