So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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