What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Waffles ate my grandma

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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