Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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