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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Black people in Camden NJ.

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