Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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