- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

womens rights.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

who else is on here?

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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