- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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