- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

^ That's not even funny ^

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

I'm hungry.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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