An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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homosexual

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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honest politician

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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