Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are flowers.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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