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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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