What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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call me maybe.

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kieran is a homosexual

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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