A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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