Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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womens rights.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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