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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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