what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

my penis

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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