way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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