Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Who is it?

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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