- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

DON"T READ THIS!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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