- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Pickles

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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