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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man did not like this site

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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