- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Leave. Now.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

I don't get it

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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