what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What is white and long? A New York winter

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

A storm be brewin!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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