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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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