Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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