Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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