Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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