- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why so serious ?

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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