why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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