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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

G:nock nock B:come in!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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