How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

whats green and lives in the water

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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