- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

i'm hard

why are black people so fast? because there black

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Oh my God! A talking dog!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

the NAACP

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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