- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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