Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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