- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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