- Anti Joke

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany