If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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