- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why? Why not?

Pickles

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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