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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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