If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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my penis

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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