why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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