There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A man did not like this site

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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