why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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