- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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