- Anti Joke

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you make the general public confused? ...