- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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