- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

how do you win a game try your best

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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