what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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