- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Urban ghettos

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

The cream, it is coming

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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