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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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