Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Guest what in the butt

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Anyone can post anything.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Cripples are lame.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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