What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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