- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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