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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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