- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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