Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Oh s***

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Massie is a fatass

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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