- Anti Joke

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why are trees green? I have no idea

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.