- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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