- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Who invented apple? God

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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