What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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