- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Do the roar!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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