what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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I'm so punny.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Anti Joke

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