- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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