What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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