- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Do the roar!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

how do you win a game try your best

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??