- Anti Joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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1+2 = 6

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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