Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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