How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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