- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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