- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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