- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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