- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Your mom is so old she died

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.