- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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