- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

how do you win a game try your best

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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