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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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