- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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