- Anti Joke

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.