- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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