- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a blue chair A black person

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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