- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Who invented apple? God

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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