- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Anti Joke

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