- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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