- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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